Lol, you think Trump is president? For such prolific conspiracy theorists, the right missed the big obvious one. The left did, too, if it's any consolation. They almost tipped it to the general public when they sent Elon out to campaign, but it was a calculated risk that there wasn't enough time for the story to come together in the public ethos. And they were right. It has been impressively designed and extremely well executed. The reality of what just happened is not on MSNBC, CNN, FOX or any other news channel. No real news is. Elon even tweeted it the day after the election: "new world order". He ain't talking about Republicans (or Russians, if that's what you're thinking). I don't disagree with what you've said -- Trump as a face-value president is not the end of the world for anyone. But that's not what just happened.